Joe Bliven

So hot, somebody thought Modern Woodmen Park was on fire!

July 29th, 2021

I got up around 9:15 and spent about 30 minutes figuring out how being a person worked. Once I was pretty sure I had the hang of it Dad and I went to The Diner for breakfast (the bartender at Boozies had recommended it). Dad and I each got a mimosa flight (they were BOGO) and a skillet breakfast. It was good eating and a nice atmosphere. We braved the heat again for a meandering walk back to the hotel, talking a few detours to check out some old buildings. It's amazing how old the buildings in Davenport are. Looking out of our 8th floor window, you just about feel like you're living in 1921, not 2021.

This sneaky shelf was too hard to see, so Dad kept bumping his head on it. The books were his solution to make it more visible.


Dad had a meeting at noon so I went to a local bookstore called The Source. It was a phenomenal bookstore where I could have bought several great old editions of books I love our anticipate loving. I managed to restrain myself and returned to the hotel to read a book I already owned. At 3pm we went down to the bowling alley martini bar in the basement of the hotel. They opened an hour early for our tour group. We bowled for two hours. I was doing so poorly and was worried I would go two hours without making a strike. In the last 5 minutes of our reservation I finally bowled a strike!

Bowl Park Tours!



Dad did really well, but kept hurting his fingers



Julian wasn't doing too shabby either



I played terribly though, never broke a hundred!



If you bowl it, they will come






This time we took the bus to the game, instead of walking. The first night at Modern Woodmen no one checked my bag so I figured I could throw a couple beers and a pack of red vines in my bag. They did check my bag after all but she only found one of my beers and let me keep the licorice! The game wasn't too great but we played the cup game to stay entertained. Apparently Deb for a drink at the Bandits Lounge and asked for a lime but the bartender informed her that they don't serve limes. She was confused because she had gotten a lime in her drink the night before. She asks the bartender from the night before and he tells her that he brings in his own limes because the owner won't give them limes, even though customers are always asking for them. Well, Deb talks to the owner and tells him he really need to get some limes for his bar, and that one of his employees is going above and beyond for the customers. The owner was apparently a big ass about it, being totally rude to Deb, and eventually landing on the excuse that there's a lime shortage in Iowa. In the 7th inning the stadium was cleared out for a fire alarm. Apparently it was a false alarm and the game resumed, but we had already taken the bus back to the hotel. My theory is that Deb pulled the alarm to screw over the owner.

On the bus, John passed out Red Vines, the perfect straw for beer!



Another beautiful, but hot night at Modern Woodmen Park



Welcome! Hope you brought your own limes!



If you look closely you can see my dad sleeping between plays


Dad went to bed. Joel and I went to Analog arcade bar, two blocks from our hotel. It was a really cool joint, with a few great machines, all in good condition. They had two Taito Ice Cold Beer machines that worked really well. We played 4 player Pac Man VS against a couple that was on a date. The guy kept giving little smooches to the lady that seemed a little awkward. The guy went to grab drinks and the lady informed us it was a first date and it wasn't going well. Yikes! The coolest thing I saw was this Pong table machine where the paddles and ball were physical blocks. There must have been a printer arm or something under the table with a magnet that moved the ball. It was so unique. There was also a table game that was sort of like air hockey but it was called speedball and it was one of the shittiest games I've ever played. The arcade closed early so Joel and I went to a bar called The Office. Analog, Boozies and the Office are all in a row on the same block. We met a nice lady named Leela and played darts with her. I went back to the room to sleep and I just have sleep walked, because the next day my dad told me that one of my shirts was in the toilet.

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